1.When does a friend become a best friend? When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"
2.Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!
3.Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
These are a few naughty sms jokes that someone send me...
Hope all of like it..